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heathyr:

sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse

The tags on this post listing peoples’ most hated classic lit choices are a beautiful journey.

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@ Kesha

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former-fatty:

tunte:

Why y'all so afraid of historical gays

Why wouldn’t you be afraid of Alexander the Great? He’s one of the greatest conquerors in history and was merciless in battle.

That’s actually a fair point

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molgars:

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

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Assessing the Situation

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forcearama:

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forcearama:

Anakin’s Force Ghost: [grimacing] So…the Dark Side, huh? Who knew that thing still had a little life left in it, right? That is…disappointing. 
Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: Disappointing? Anakin, missing one of your soap operas is disappointing. This is awful news! After everything we made it through…[sadly] Oh, Luke…
Anakin: Well, hang on guys, it might not be as bad as we think. We don’t completely know what we’re dealing with yet.
Luke: [blinking] You…think it might not be that bad? 
Anakin: Yeah, uh, I mean…what was he doing the last time you saw him?
Luke: …murdering a bunch of Jedi?
Anakin: [hisses] Ooh, OK, that’s…not great. B-but…was he saying anything?
Luke: Like what?
Anakin: You know, like…”I’m more powerful than you”, or…I dunno. [looks at Obi-Wan] Help me out here. 
Obi-Wan: Idiotic pronouncements about his new empire, or how everything was all your fault even though you weren’t even home when it happened? [staring pointedly at Anakin]
Luke: [thinking] Uh…well he seemed pretty upset? I think there was some rage-crying?
[Anakin and Obi-Wan nod at each other]
Anakin: Uh huh, OK, right, right. What’s the uh, Evil Overlord situation?
Luke: What?
Anakin: Like is he running the show on his own? Because, y’know, if that’s the case we definitely have better chances than if someone is in charge who’s not, uh…
Obi-Wan: An emotional trainwreck?
Anakin: [mildly annoyed] …I was going to say vulnerable. Has he got a queen, or an emperor or, y’know, like an ancient evil spirit brought back to life telling him what to do? [scrolling through Wookieepedia, concerned] You didn’t see any zombies, did you son?
Luke: Zombies?! No, it’s just some Darksider guy.
Obi-Wan: [stricken] Oh I swear, if it’s Maul again, I’m done. I’m done!
Anakin: [holding up a headshot of Maul] Did you see anyone who looked like this, Luke? [leaning in, concerned] Was he talking about Obi-Wan a lot?
Luke: No, no…it’s this…First Order leader guy…Snoke.
Obi-Wan: [leaning back, defeated] Well, Anakin, I’m afraid this has all the hallmarks… 
Anakin: [solemnly] Yep, it’s all there. Tears. Black outfit. Evil boss. Jedi massacre…
Obi-Wan: [looking over Anakin’s shoulder at the holonet screen] Terrible poetry blog.
Luke: [buries his head in his hands] Force help us. 

Kylo Ren’s poetry blog, oh god… It’s probably just “edgy” poems about how nobody in his family understands him, “ESPECIALLY YOU, DAD!!!” interspersed with Darth Vader’s most famous bon mots…

I hope it’s all shitty haikus. 

disappointing dad
better hope he won’t choke on 
his aspirations

AHAHAHAHA, okay but imagine if he for some reason decided that Limerick should be his chosen medium…

The Jedi are snooty  and snide
They think that the Sith have all died
But the Dark lies in wait
They’ll soon take the bait
They underestimate the power of the Dark side!

“In the dark I stand proud and so tall
Reminder to everyone and all
Of my black soul so stained
By hatred and disdained…
A Hot Topic is now at the mall?!”